Fake Blood

by Whitney Gardner (Author) Whitney Gardner (Illustrator)

Fake Blood
Reading Level: 4th − 5th Grade
A middle schooler comes head-to-head with his vampire slayer crush in this laugh-out-loud funny graphic novel that's a perfect coming-of-age story for anyone who's ever felt too young, too small, or too average. It's the beginning of the new school year and AJ feels like everyone is changing but him. He hasn't grown or had any exciting summer adventures like his best friends have. He even has the same crush he's harbored for years. So AJ decides to take matters into his own hands. But how could a girl like Nia Winters ever like plain vanilla AJ when she only has eyes for vampires? When AJ and Nia are paired up for a group project on Transylvania, it may be AJ's chance to win over Nia's affection by dressing up like the vamp of her dreams. And soon enough he's got more of Nia's attention than he bargained for when he learns she's a slayer. Now AJ has to worry about self-preservation while also trying to save everyone he cares about from a real-life threat lurking in the shadows of Spoons Middle School.
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Gardner’s quasi-satirical graphic novel begins with the bookish AJ on the first day of sixth grade. Wrestling with feelings of insecurity (“Because I’m me. I’m boring”), AJ is particularly uncertain about letting his crush, the vampire-obessed Nia, know how he feels. After being paired for a research project, AJ and Nia select Transylvania as their topic, prompting AJ to read Moonlight, a (fictional) popular work of campy vampire fiction. AJ soon convinces himself that a new vampire-inspired persona will impress Nia, so he gradually transforms his look and behavior. AJ’s act works all too well, convincing Nia that he actually is a vampire. Readers discover, in a grandly theatrical double-page spread, that Nia is a vampire hunter determined to slay the undead. After a close call with one of Nia’s wooden stakes, AJ admits to his attention-seeking, and the pair soon realizes that their peculiar teacher, Mr. Niles, is the real vampire. A wild series of events then occurs, including kidnapping, cellphone hacking, threats with holy water, and a truce between Mr. Niles and his students. Although Gardner’s plotting occasionally wavers, her digitally rendered, full-color cartooning remains cogent and consistent throughout. Smooth shifts from double-page spreads to complex multi-panel pages of nearly every configuration imaginable keep the story fresh and flowing. An enjoyable romp, even if it lacks a bit of bite. patrick gall

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Kirkus

Starred Review

Think vampires have had their day? Gardner’s debut graphic novel proves the vein is not completely tapped. Eleven-year-old AJ feels utterly unremarkable. He spent the summer before sixth grade reading and at the library, while his ultracompetitive besties, Ivy and Hunter, spent theirs scaling volcanoes and bungee jumping. AJ harbors an adorable middle school crush on Nia, a fellow bookworm obsessed with vampires. Trying to catch Nia’s eye, AJ decides to impersonate a bloodsucker, sprinkling himself with glitter, painting dark circles under his eyes, and slathering his gums with fake blood. However, things do not go as planned when Nia does suspect him as the undead. When AJ’s deception is revealed, he and Nia discover an actual vampire in their midst believed his ruse—and that more than one person in his life has secrets of their own. While many might say the vampire genre bled out years ago, Gardner has imbued it with new life, poking fun at well-known tropes—especially Twilight—in a manner sure to inspire hearty belly laughs. Her full-color illustrations are eye-catching, and her plotting is tightly wrought; think Raina Telgemeier with a Noelle Stevenson slant. At a hefty but highly enjoyable 336 pages, Gardner’s middle school romp is a magnum opus; here’s hoping all her work is as wonderful. Main character AJ is white, as is Ivy, but Hunter and Nia have brown skin, and Nia wears her hair in cornrows. A dazzling debut from a new author to watch. (Graphic fantasy. 8-12)

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Publishers Weekly

Gardner offers a slightly new take on the perennial vampire love story: boy meets girl, boy feigns vampirism to get girl's attention, and girl pursues boy-in order to slay him. AJ's fanged approach has its drawbacks, but when he and Nia work together on a report about Transylvania, they soon realize that there is a real vampire in their Northwest U.S. community, and only they are prepared to confront it. Gardner's tale, which includes a share of lighthearted pokes at the Twilight series, is a fun romp through sixth grade that's made all the more amusing by AJ's cool sister and hyper-competitive friends, Hunter and Ivy. Quirky visual details, such as refrigerator magnets and characters' unusually shaped noses, and fantasy elements, such as the hearts and rainbows that flow from the drinking fountain when AJ sees Nia use it, balance Gardner's simple drawing style and minimal backgrounds. The result focuses the eye on the action and keeps the story moving swiftly. Ages 10-up. Agent: Brent Taylor, TriadaUS. (Sept.) © Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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Review quotes

"Whitney Gardner puts an unexpected twist on the classic dilemma of how to be yourself. Full of cleverness, charm, and—most importantly—vampires, FAKE BLOOD gives readers a fresh new voice and a taste of something truly special."—Booki Vivat, the New York Times bestselling author and illustrator of FRAZZLED
Whitney Gardner
WHITNEY GARDNER played her ukulele in an episode of Portlandia, danced the rumba with Bill Nye the Science Guy in a New York swing-dance club, and experimented with LARPing in college. She lives with her husband, Roger, and their incredibly cool pugs, Gouda and Fig, in Portland, Oregon. Find her online at heywhitney.com and follow her at @HeyWhitney.
Classification
Fiction
ISBN-13
9781481495578
Lexile Measure
150
Guided Reading Level
-
Publisher
Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
Publication date
September 04, 2018
Series
-
BISAC categories
JUV035000 - Juvenile Fiction | School & Education
JUV052000 - Juvenile Fiction | Monsters
JUV008110 - Juvenile Fiction | Comics & Graphic Novels | Humorous
Library of Congress categories
Schools
Graphic novels
Vampires
Middle schools
Cartoons and comics
Comics (Graphic works)

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