Everything I Know about Cars

by Tom Lichtenheld (Author) Tom Lichtenheld (Illustrator)

Everything I Know about Cars
Reading Level: 4th − 5th Grade

Stop! What's Your Car I.Q.?

The fastest kind of car:

A. A jet-powered dragster

B. An invisible spy car

C. Any car that is red and has flames painted on the sides

Cars were invented by:

A. Karl Benz

B. Professor Flubber

C. Two horses in Ohio who got tired of carrying people around all day

Souped-up cars are made with what kind of soup?

A. Chicken noodle

B. Pea

C. No actual soup is used

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Gr 1-4 -Like Lichtenheld's "Everything I Know about Monsters" (S & S, 2002), this pseudo-nonfiction book presents a wealth of made-up stuff. It's chock-full of fun fake facts about automobiles, such as "Red cars are the fastest kind" and horses invented cars (hence the term horsepower). Other sections focus on the history of motor travel (beginning with cavemen putting steering wheels on animals), how cars work ("the transmission -transmits; the suspension - suspends"), and how to be a passenger ("Your next duty is to test the power windows. Down. Up. Down"). The book ends with tips for kids on how to design and draw their own vehicles. The conversational text is plentiful, but is made less intimidating by the plethora of wacky cartoon illustrations. Using ink, colored pencil, gouache, and watercolor, Lichtenheld depicts everything from an ancient Egyptian dune buggy to a "Heli-Hat" to a detailed map of a family road trip. The illustrations and the narrative have just enough body and potty humor to amuse readers but not gross them out. The result is "Mad Magazine, Jr." meets "Auto Repair for Dummies". The mix of madcap illustrations, irreverent text, and kid-friendly humor is sure to attract even the most reluctant readers. -Catherine Callegari, San Antonio Public Library, TX

Copyright 2005 School Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

Tom Lichtenheld
Tom Lichtenheld makes books for children and people who used to be children. He's been fortunate to work with many talented writers, editors, and publishers who've helped him enjoy the best job in the whole wide world. Visit him at www.tomlichtenheld.com and on Instagram and Twitter @tlichtenheld.

Author, illustrator, bookseller, and activist: Julie Rowan-Zoch grew up collecting freckles and chasing hermit crabs in NY, and spent years slicing rich breads in Germany before waking up to 300 days of blue Colorado skies. If she doesn't answer the door, look in the garden! Visit her at https: //julierowanzoch.wordpress.com/ and on Twitter @JulieRowanZoch and Instagram @jrzoch.

Classification
Fiction
ISBN-13
9780689843822
Lexile Measure
1060
Guided Reading Level
-
Publisher
Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
Publication date
March 01, 2005
Series
-
BISAC categories
JUV019000 - Juvenile Fiction | Humorous Stories
JUV041030 - Juvenile Fiction | Transportation | Cars & Trucks
Library of Congress categories
Automobiles

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