Bartholomew and the Morning Monsters

by Sophie Berger (Author) Ruan Van Vliet (Illustrator)

Bartholomew and the Morning Monsters
Reading Level: K − 1st Grade

Mornings are never easy - especially when the monsters from last night's dreams want to stay and play!

Bartholomew struggles to get himself ready as the monsters from last night's dreams sabotage the most simple of morning routines. A vast purple monster sits on his chest, making it hard to get up. A slug monster slimes his clothes, so he can't get dressed. Brushing teeth, eating breakfast, and even going to the toilet all present challenges as the monsters mess around at Bartholomew's expense. Will Bartholomew's dad ever manage to get him out the door? Hilarious illustrations bring Bartholomew's frustration and befuddlement alive in this deceptively simple story that anyone who is not a morning person is bound to relate to.

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A playful nod to difficult mornings.

Publishers Weekly

Mornings can be difficult, and peach-skinned Bartholomew is having a particularly tough one. After a group of monsters have a "wild rumpus" in the child's room each night, he must somehow get ready for school. But the monsters aren't ready to quit, and Bartholomew's morning routine quickly disintegrates: a yellow monster slimes his school clothes, and the creatures gang up to keep the kid from brushing his teeth, eating breakfast, or even peeing in peace. Dad can't see the monsters, but he recognizes that his child is tearful and frustrated, and provides the assistance Bartholomew needs to feel confident and in control again. This is a solid children's debut for both creators: Berger's text offers dry commentary ("Breakfast was, frankly, a disaster"), and cartooning by van Vliet, with its black outlines and flat, bright colors, packs both a vivid spontaneity and an emotional punch. It's a spot-on depiction of what it's like to wake up on the wrong side of the bed, and the chaos is funny and relatable for anyone who has temporarily misplaced their morning get-up-and-go. Ages 3-6. (Aug.)

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Review quotes

"The illustrations are such fun. They are full of colour, action and expression. The monsters are not scary which is a good thing and kids will love observing the diversity of the characters. The story is relatable and will appeal to both young and old. I highly recommend the book." —Net Galley Reviewer

"A fun riff on a child's fear of monsters." —The AOI

"Sometimes, we all have trouble getting up in the mornings after a late night and Bartholomew is struggling to get ready for school. Time is ticking and though reminding Bartholomew constantly, Dad still needs to step in to help out. When Dad arrives to help, things go a bit more smoothly. Those monsters hide and Dad is able to get Bartholomew dressed, hair combed and teeth brushed. A fun story to share with those who may find mornings a bit of a trial. Superb illustrations throughout." —My Shelves Are Full

Sophie Berger
Ruan van Vliet is a Dublin-based illustrator whose bright, smudgy artwork is distinctively expressive and absurdist. His self-initiated projects include clothing, paintings and animation. His clients include KT, Vans and Noble Rot, as well as countless independent music labels. Sophie Berger is a recent English graduate from Australia, whose writing has been published on Mama Mia and other influential blogs.
Classification
Fiction
ISBN-13
9781908714848
Lexile Measure
-
Guided Reading Level
-
Publisher
Cicada Books
Publication date
August 03, 2021
Series
-
BISAC categories
JUV019000 - Juvenile Fiction | Humorous Stories
JUV015010 - Juvenile Fiction | Health & Daily Living | Daily Activities
JUV051000 - Juvenile Fiction | Imagination & Play
JUV010000 - Juvenile Fiction | Bedtime & Dreams
JUV005000 - Juvenile Fiction | Boys & Men
JUV052000 - Juvenile Fiction | Monsters
Library of Congress categories
Fathers and sons
Picture books
Monsters
Morning
Dreams

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